I hate wire hangers. They are the Devil. I try not to have them in my home, but occasionally one will sneak in wrecking my life...kind of like the Devil. See, I am right. Wire hangers are the Devil.
I hate putting dishes away. It is the chore that never ends. I would rather lick the toilets clean each day than unload the dishwasher. In a perfect world there would even be a way to cook using disposable dishes.
I hate the sound of knives on glass...like when people cut their meat. I would so much rather that everyone just grab their steak and start to rip it to pieces with their teeth. Ahh, that would be the life.
I hate the smell of Salt City Candles- Pumpkin Spice. Unfortunately Vinny loves it. But whenever I smell it, I feel like someone has just rammed whole cloves up my nose. Ugh. Instant headache.
I hate folding the whites. Honestly...there are so many little things in there. Little underwears, (and a few big underwears), bras of all kinds, 4,000 socks per load, onesies. My gosh. It's like being asked to fold a dryer full of Kleenexes.
I hate commercials. I feel like everyone is shouting at me. Especially in the car. I prefer that if people shout at me, they be people I love (then I know I will at least get a chance to return the shouting later)...not strangers trying to get me to buy chicken manuer. Really, that happens here.
I hate being late to church, and I know I hate this because I am late every week. Constant reminder.
Well that feels better, just needed to get a few things off my chest. Maybe later, once the dang dishes are put away and I fold the whites, I will feel like posting things I love. We'll see.
9 years ago
7 comments:
This post is a reminder of why I miss you! You are so dang funny!
Oh Megan I love you so much. I would have to agree with you on most, except I am never late to church. I also think I would rather unload dishes than lick the toilet, but we all have our times we would rather lick a toilet.
Next time tell me when you change your address! I didn't know till I got a comment from Mama Corloene and had to figure out who it was!!! Very cute though!!!
ditto. I HATE everything that you listed... however, I agree with Mandy... as much as I hate unloading the dishwasher, I would also hate licking a toilet... EVER. But who knows... perhaps your toilets are cleaner than ours.
I HATE dishes! I HATE laundry!
Thanks to big kids, I don't have to do dishes all that much (just have to nag about getting them done and close my eyes to the way in which they are done) and laundry will be the next life-skill teaching moment on my list. They do help fold and put away sometimes. Nice.
No need to lick toilets. My kids do that too...clean them atleast.
I don't like being late to church, but what I dislike even more is being too early to church (or any function). I feel anxiety when showing up more than 10-15 minutes early. Maybe it has something to do with the possibility of being asked to say the prayers??? Megan, you can appreciate that, right?
Ooo, I forgot to add. The knife on the plate thing is yucky, but what gives me the willies is silverware clicking on teeth. Oooo, I can't even think about it without cringing.
Hey, at least you have a dishwasher to unload! I'm hoping to get one of those again sometime soon. I hate washing silverware. But my husband hates plastic eating utensils...right now he's the only one allowed to use the real ones.
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